NoBS|Public Lounge => Lounge => Topic started by: smitty1258 on October 22, 2007, 04:18:19 PM
Title: I found this funny.
Post by: smitty1258 on October 22, 2007, 04:18:19 PM
Some of you know my past military experience and how Ive been looking for a company to go do some private military contracts with.
I found this at a site.
The Security Operators Creed
I am a Security Operator. I look out for myself, the operators to my left and right, and no one else.
*****
I will always take advantage of the fact that I can finally tell military officers to pound sand, and will do so at every opportunity.
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I am my country's scapegoat, the "plausible deniability" warrior, and I love it.
*****
Less than $700 dollars a day is unacceptable.
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I am trained to eat things that would make a billy goat puke, but will refuse anything less than 60 dollars per diem because I am greedy.
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I care not for ribbon's and awards for valor. I do this job for the opportunity to kill the enemies of my country, and to finally get that boat I've always wanted.
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I will be in better shape than 99% of the active duty personnel, although this is not hard.
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I will equip myself with the latest high speed gear, and will trick out my M4 until it weighs more than 24 lbs, not because it works better, but because it looks cool in the photographs.
*****
I will carry more weapons, ammunition, and implements of death on my person, than an infantry fire team, and when engaged I will lay waste to everything around me.
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In any combat zone, I will always locate the swimming pool, beer, and women, because I can.
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I will deploy on my terms, and if it ever gets too stupid, I will simply find another company that pays me more.
I Swear!
Title: Re: I found this funny.
Post by: Baim on October 22, 2007, 05:38:19 PM
is he serious ?
Title: Re: I found this funny.
Post by: kevlar on October 22, 2007, 08:58:39 PM
my uncle works for the dod after he got out of the army and he is making some bank doing same job as he was in the army. if u want i can get u his email to heklp with the sreach
but I will only get his email on my terms, and if it ever gets too stupid, I will simply find another clan thats dosnt suck so much cock
I Swear!
Title: Re: I found this funny.
Post by: smitty1258 on October 22, 2007, 09:11:25 PM
my uncle works for the dod after he got out of the army and he is making some bank doing same job as he was in the army. if u want i can get u his email to heklp with the sreach
but I will only get his email on my terms, and if it ever gets too stupid, I will simply find another clan thats dosnt suck so much cock
I Swear!
errrr, ya
give me his email, xfire it to me
Title: Re: I found this funny.
Post by: Deresteau on October 23, 2007, 11:57:45 AM
I don't understand a crap of it, must be my english x)