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Title: Top 10 ways you know your clan is a failure.....
Post by: smitty1258 on September 03, 2007, 06:33:26 PM
#1 When over half your clan mates leave your clan
#2 When you scour another clans forums to find out what they are doing
#3 When a clan that has been around for less than 6 months can move into the top 10 server list in under 3 months.
#4 When you have to copy 90% of what the leading clan is doing because you cant make your server work.
#5 When you try and try to recruit members from another clan, because you need members SO BAD!
#6 When you get on another clans server, only to STEAL there cfg's
#7 You cant get players to say in your server even when they are in your clan, so you shut it down, crying about hackers, and how the game is dead, only to try and start another game and FAILING , to revert to what you first failed at.
#8 Your "clan leader" doesnt have a leadership bone in his body
#9 Your clan is compiled of children who cant speak or think for themselves
#10 And the most important reason your clan is a failure, YOUR NOT NoBS|


Werd to yo motha
Title: Re: Top 10 ways you know your clan is a failure.....
Post by: I-C-E on September 03, 2007, 07:24:59 PM
ahhaha nice man
Title: Re: Top 10 ways you know your clan is a failure.....
Post by: smitty1258 on September 04, 2007, 09:52:53 PM
#11 You have to delete all the posts from the forums you moderate because you know that NoBS| clan is better, and you try to keep everyone you can from knowing that.
Title: Re: Top 10 ways you know your clan is a failure.....
Post by: smitty1258 on September 06, 2007, 01:10:02 PM
#12 You try to steal already established server rentals from another clan, because your a douche and have a small cock.

man this list is growing fast
Title: Re: Top 10 ways you know your clan is a failure.....
Post by: Sounds on September 06, 2007, 01:11:04 PM
^and failed....again
Title: Re: Top 10 ways you know your clan is a failure.....
Post by: smitty1258 on September 06, 2007, 01:14:00 PM
I want to extend a personal thank you to Willis T for helping me make this list. It was an inspiration, thanks for the great ideas.

-Smitty
Title: Re: Top 10 ways you know your clan is a failure.....
Post by: smitty1258 on September 15, 2007, 08:35:22 AM
UPDATE: Hot off the failure press

#13 When you send someone from Rockford, Michigan, to try and Hack forums, but yet the person from Rockford Michigan is a fucking retard!


Im betting he was on a MAC to.
Title: Re: Top 10 ways you know your clan is a failure.....
Post by: smitty1258 on October 04, 2007, 08:19:30 PM
You send a email to the server provider of the clan thats whipping your ass at everything YOU do,  trying to get them shutdown, but all you do is FAIL again.
Title: Re: Top 10 ways you know your clan is a failure.....
Post by: ShadowGunner on October 07, 2007, 01:31:02 PM
what is that like number 483098767892875245