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"hi mom"
« on: September 16, 2009, 09:07:41 PM »
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A story. A man fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper - he will always remain a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.

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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 09:41:01 PM »
haha lmfao.  Fail




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Re: "hi mom"
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 02:12:39 PM »
FAILSSSSSSZzzzzz

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Re: "hi mom"
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2009, 02:18:30 PM »
lmfao wow