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I found this funny.
« on: October 22, 2007, 04:18:19 PM »
Some of you know my past military experience and how Ive been looking for a company to go do some private military contracts with.

I found this at a site.


The Security Operators Creed

I am a Security Operator. I look out for myself,
the operators to my left and right, and no one else.

*****

I will always take advantage of the fact that I can
finally tell military officers to pound sand, and
will do so at every opportunity.

*****

I am my country's scapegoat, the "plausible deniability"
warrior, and I love it.

*****

Less than $700 dollars a day is unacceptable.

*****

I am trained to eat things that would make a billy
goat puke, but will refuse anything less than
60 dollars per diem because I am greedy.

*****

I care not for ribbon's and awards for valor.
I do this job for the opportunity to kill the
enemies of my country, and to finally get
that boat I've always wanted.

*****

I will be in better shape than 99% of the active
duty personnel, although this is not hard.

*****

I will equip myself with the latest high speed gear,
and will trick out my M4 until it weighs more than
24 lbs, not because it works better, but because
it looks cool in the photographs.

*****

I will carry more weapons, ammunition, and implements
of death on my person, than an infantry fire team,
and when engaged I will lay waste to everything around me.

*****

In any combat zone, I will always locate the
swimming pool, beer, and women, because I can.

*****

I will deploy on my terms, and if it ever gets too stupid,
I will simply find another company that pays me more.

I Swear!
A story. A man fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper - he will always remain a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.

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Baim

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Re: I found this funny.
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 05:38:19 PM »
is he serious ?

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Re: I found this funny.
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2007, 08:58:39 PM »
my uncle works for the dod after he got out of the army and he is making some bank doing same job as he was in the army. if u want i can get u his email to heklp with the sreach

but I will only get his email on my terms, and if it ever gets too stupid,
I will simply find another clan thats dosnt suck so much cock



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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2007, 09:11:25 PM »
my uncle works for the dod after he got out of the army and he is making some bank doing same job as he was in the army. if u want i can get u his email to heklp with the sreach

but I will only get his email on my terms, and if it ever gets too stupid,
I will simply find another clan thats dosnt suck so much cock



I Swear!

errrr, ya


give me his email, xfire it to me
A story. A man fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper - he will always remain a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.

Quote from: Baim
not even pentium 1 billion will improve YOUR skills :)
Quote from: Evilgenius
* Evilgenius pulls out his cock to compare

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Re: I found this funny.
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2007, 11:57:45 AM »
I don't understand a crap of it, must be my english x)