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Ten golden rules of online gaming
« on: January 14, 2008, 12:47:22 PM »
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A story. A man fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper - he will always remain a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.

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Re: Ten golden rules of online gaming
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2008, 12:48:44 PM »
11. If there is ever a girl chatting, you MUST hit on her and call her baby cakes. Then ask for pics. If she refuses, then tell she's probably ugly anyway.
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A story. A man fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper - he will always remain a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.

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Re: Ten golden rules of online gaming
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 12:51:59 PM »
12. If you quit, log out, exit, rip the power cord from it's socket, kick the player, or any variation of these, before you lose to the enemy player, you never lost. In fact, you are proving to the enemy player that you were crafty enough to utilize every and all means necessary to achieve victory, and your opponent was not man enough to pull the dirty tricks out of the box. Congratulations, you are winner, and receive three internets.
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A story. A man fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper - he will always remain a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.

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Re: Ten golden rules of online gaming
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 01:00:23 PM »
Quote from: smitty1258 on January 14, 2008, 12:48:44 PM
11. If there is ever a girl chatting, you MUST hit on her and call her baby cakes. Then ask for pics. If she refuses, then tell she's probably ugly anyway.
bitches love my new hair cut.. and if they dont..theyre fuckin skanks....
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Re: Ten golden rules of online gaming
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2008, 02:00:45 PM »
JAGGERBOMB!
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Re: Ten golden rules of online gaming
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2008, 04:08:56 PM »
lmfao soooo true!
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Re: Ten golden rules of online gaming
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2008, 04:48:22 PM »
yea good article
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Re: Ten golden rules of online gaming
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 10:42:58 AM »
fck funny.have to try some of that for myself ;D
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Re: Ten golden rules of online gaming
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2008, 11:26:31 AM »
5,6,7,9,10 are soo good :p
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Re: Ten golden rules of online gaming
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2008, 11:35:29 AM »
lol funny shit
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