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Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« on: May 15, 2009, 08:03:25 PM »
http://www.somalicruises.com/
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We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo.

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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 08:55:47 PM »
lol
yeah for sure you'll be experience at least two hijacking attempts!!! HAHAHA
I have a friend, he go to Yemen, whit friends there, they rent a yacht (not a big one!!!) and go have fun and fishing one week in the red see, they had be attacked 3 time by pirate in the 2 first day, at the third time the pirate use RPG!!!
remember, some month ago the Somalian pirate had attack a germane cargo ship and get 5 or 6 millions by germane government to let them take they way safe.
politics is war without blood eflusion.
war is politics with blood eflusion.

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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2009, 01:30:13 AM »
Holy shit is this fo real?

...just a quick question..but ar eyou alt-tabbing and using same pc? if so.. please stop..

damnit dirt stop being a mexicant and start being a mexiCAN

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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2009, 09:30:17 AM »
I would definitely do this.  Being a pirate looks mad fun and think of it i can actually rob a ship and kill someone =D




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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2009, 10:44:00 AM »
Holy shit is this fo real?
its a joke you moron lol. well the site is

somali pirates is for real



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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2009, 11:15:26 AM »
sounds cool to be a pirate for a week or so!! kill some innocent ppl and hackin a boat or 2......woooohooooo.....

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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2009, 11:47:15 AM »
You got the right idea DuTch =D




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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2009, 02:06:58 PM »
Holy shit is this fo real?
its a joke you moron lol. well the site is

somali pirates is for real

I'm not a moron i'm just gullible.. get ur facts right!  :P

...just a quick question..but ar eyou alt-tabbing and using same pc? if so.. please stop..

damnit dirt stop being a mexicant and start being a mexiCAN

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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2009, 02:38:36 PM »
Holy shit is this fo real?
yeah it's for real, my friend had the big fear of his life and told me that he'll never go another time in this part of the world.

like Von sad: yeah it's cool to be a pirate for a week  ;) and get some millions in the way  :P
politics is war without blood eflusion.
war is politics with blood eflusion.

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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2009, 03:05:45 PM »
the sad thing is that there is likely a real version of this in the back of SoF magazine :)

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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2009, 05:51:01 PM »
i know there are real pirates...
IS this real?!?! do people go to samolia and kill africans?

i should go there, camp out and shoot the god damn cruise ships....

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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2009, 02:46:49 PM »
this isnt to become a pirate.. this is to attack the pirates... to cruise along waiting for pirates to attack you and in return you attack them..

m16 for 25$ a day sounds really cool

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Re: Somali Cruises - Fun For The Whole Family!
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2009, 02:51:49 PM »
I'm ready to kick some pirate ass!




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