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How boring Canada must be..........
« on: November 04, 2008, 11:46:37 PM »
Canadas biggest news channel covering the US presidential election like fucking hawks.

Go watch some hockey or something.......

And then, the guy reporting from the whitehouse, was watching a crowd, and measured himself from the crowd by hundreds of feet, get good! Meters you dumb fucking canuck, ITS METERS! So much for Canada and the metric scale, eh?
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Re: How boring Canada must be..........
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2008, 08:17:02 AM »
lawl hahahaha!!! well its all over the world was doing the same thing whEN obama won..cant blame them though XD
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Re: How boring Canada must be..........
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2008, 08:18:29 AM »
FU! LEAVE CANADA ALOOOOONE!
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Re: How boring Canada must be..........
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2008, 08:28:52 AM »
i'm glad he won
cus mccain is a 2nd bush
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2008, 09:58:30 AM »
Republicans got the message? Brainwashing hicks is not enough anymore. 
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Book of Armaments, Chapter two verses 9 through 21.

.. and Saint Attila raise the hand grenade up on high saying,
"Lord bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy."
and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carps and anchovies and orangutangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats ..
and the lord spake saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thou thy hand grenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

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Re: How boring Canada must be..........
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2008, 05:17:55 PM »
America got the president they deserve and needed.  They need a guy who doesn't particularly like his county and wife that plainly detests it.  It will cut through the flag waving bullcrap and sentimental, emotional shit that gets in the way of a president getting the job done.  Since he doesn't have any vested interest in the US he will be able to focus on doing a job void of the emotional attachments.  I doubt most Americans voted with it in mind but its the end result that counts.

And as usual Canada will be there to bail you all out (don't think so? - http://www.uni.ca/country_forget.html)  Ready to be the 11th province yet?

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Re: How boring Canada must be..........
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2008, 05:20:18 PM »
DOWN WITH AMERIKHAAA!
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Re: How boring Canada must be..........
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2008, 06:06:09 PM »
hey man dont blame us for covering the election.... its not like were your biggest importer of oil or anything... naw... oh whats that.. obama is gonna scrap NAFTA? oh have fun getting oil from the saudis.
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Re: How boring Canada must be..........
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2008, 06:17:09 PM »
why does everyone dawg on the USA? I would rather live here than anywhere else. Every country has there problems, the usa is just in the media more so we get more attention. I really thinks it has a lot to do with envy tbh. You dont see people walkin around with guns and have to worry if your gonna die today or not. We dont have to be put on a waiting list for doctors or emergency care. Dont have to worry alot about jobs and feeding your family. People in the USA that dont have jobs are just lazy because there is allways someone willing to pay someone to do something. Again every country has there problems, what country do you live in?
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Re: How boring Canada must be..........
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2008, 06:28:06 PM »
Quote from: Evilgenius on November 05, 2008, 06:17:09 PM
why does everyone dawg on the USA? I would rather live here than anywhere else. Every country has there problems, the usa is just in the media more so we get more attention. I really thinks it has a lot to do with envy tbh. You dont see people walkin around with guns and have to worry if your gonna die today or not. We dont have to be put on a waiting list for doctors or emergency care. Dont have to worry alot about jobs and feeding your family. People in the USA that dont have jobs are just lazy because there is allways someone willing to pay someone to do something. Again every country has there problems, what country do you live in?

lol +1

 i'm trying to get a green card to move there but its like imposible so canada ftw  :P
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Re: How boring Canada must be..........
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2008, 06:34:54 PM »
Quote from: Evilgenius on November 05, 2008, 06:17:09 PM
why does everyone dawg on the USA? I would rather live here than anywhere else. Every country has there problems, the usa is just in the media more so we get more attention. I really thinks it has a lot to do with envy tbh.
it does have to do with envy,... the US is the best country in the world...

Quote from: Evilgenius on November 05, 2008, 06:17:09 PM
You dont see people walkin around with guns and have to worry if your gonna die today or not. We dont have to be put on a waiting list for doctors or emergency care. Dont have to worry alot about jobs and feeding your family. People in the USA that dont have jobs are just lazy because there is allways someone willing to pay someone to do something. Again every country has there problems, what country do you live in?
i live in a country where you DO have to be put on a waiting list, a long one... in fact, over a year for an MRI in some cases.... i live in a country where you can sit on your ass and shoot yourself with needles all day, and hey, the government will even supply you with them.. i live in a country where you dont have to wash your hands at mcdonalds, because its against your religion, and our authorities are too pussy to stand up to that shit..

US is the last hope... now with Obama in power, your on that same path as Europe and Canada my friend. have fun watching junkies shoot up on the streets on YOUR dime... have fun waiting a year for an MRI... hey healthcare is free! (not really, taxes)... but hey you dont gotta pay for an MRI, except the fact that you'll die waiting for it!

i have hard facts to back all this up
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Re: How boring Canada must be..........
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2008, 07:43:24 PM »
Quote from: DirtOne on November 05, 2008, 06:28:06 PM
Quote from: Evilgenius on November 05, 2008, 06:17:09 PM
why does everyone dawg on the USA? I would rather live here than anywhere else. Every country has there problems, the usa is just in the media more so we get more attention. I really thinks it has a lot to do with envy tbh. You dont see people walkin around with guns and have to worry if your gonna die today or not. We dont have to be put on a waiting list for doctors or emergency care. Dont have to worry alot about jobs and feeding your family. People in the USA that dont have jobs are just lazy because there is allways someone willing to pay someone to do something. Again every country has there problems, what country do you live in?

lol +1

 i'm trying to get a green card to move there but its like imposible so canada ftw  :P

STAY IN YOUR OWN DAMN COUNTRY!!!! YOU TAKE OUR JOBS!!!!!!!!!!

Or go to America!
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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2008, 07:54:03 PM »
i just think USA is stupid because of some stupid stuff they do...for example:
calling football soccer and calling safe rugby football...i mean u use your hands for the whole game except when taking a field goal or whatever its called...how stupid is that.....
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2008, 12:51:20 AM »
Werth, calm down.
As it is taxes go into a war that was declared "Mission accomplished" more than a year ago.
You've been fed so much repubifacts you'll start looking like Palin soon. Not your fault, but do switch away from Fox news every now and again. Next thing they'll have you say that Obama killed the dinosaurs (although they didn't exist in the first place because they're not mentioned in the Bible). I remind you that there were plenty of people that had PROOF the world was flat and killed a lot of those that asked "name your sources".

The reason most Europe dislikes US was (note WAS) because a major retard was policing the wold with as many "facts" as he can manufacture.
Please have a look at the demographics and see what the people that read more than the Good Book voted.
This is not meant as an insult (except for trip retarded ++).

Also the whole world, not only Canada covered the elections because they know a White House illiterate retard threw the whole world in economical distress, not only the US.

Don't worry, US will be able to vote for Palin in 4 years.

PS: did the GOP issue the "End of World Survival Kit now with nucular-proof bible" yet?
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Book of Armaments, Chapter two verses 9 through 21.

.. and Saint Attila raise the hand grenade up on high saying,
"Lord bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy."
and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carps and anchovies and orangutangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats ..
and the lord spake saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thou thy hand grenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2008, 01:01:04 AM »
Quote from: kakashi919 on November 05, 2008, 07:54:03 PM
i just think USA is stupid because of some stupid stuff they do...for example:
calling football soccer and calling safe rugby football...i mean u use your hands for the whole game except when taking a field goal or whatever its called...how stupid is that.....

Although I agree with you calling football soccer is stupid, you should know that the sport confusion has a beautiful story of immigrant miss communication. It all has to do with the love of the game, and that counts for a lot.

(Confusion should bloody be corrected by now tho. Calling female rugby "football" is only funny the first 17 times.)
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Book of Armaments, Chapter two verses 9 through 21.

.. and Saint Attila raise the hand grenade up on high saying,
"Lord bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy."
and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carps and anchovies and orangutangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats ..
and the lord spake saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thou thy hand grenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.
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