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Re: Max Ping on Server
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2008, 07:51:12 PM »
Chilean wine is as good as Romanian! That is really good.

Anyway, romanians fought on both sides of the conflict. One of my grandfathers fought against Russia, the other one against Germany. First one got captured by Russians and escaped from the train to Siberia, with the help of 2 red-cross nurses. It took him 18 months to get back to romania uncaptured. My other grandfather was in the first division to enter Berlin - romanians were used by the russian army as suicide waves to soften entrenched enemy. The first flag on the Reichstag was placed by an Ukrainian from same battalion as him, but is was taken down and replaced so it can be filmed for propaganda purposes. Romanians and Ukrainians were the first to try any new weapons, that's how I know about the sprinkler problems. Also the fuse of russian grenades was irregular: sometimes 4 seconds, sometimes 10 seconds. Many soldiers lost their hand with a 2 seconds russian nade. The tanks were the only things that russians got right.
Book of Armaments, Chapter two verses 9 through 21.

.. and Saint Attila raise the hand grenade up on high saying,
"Lord bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy."
and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carps and anchovies and orangutangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats ..
and the lord spake saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thou thy hand grenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

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« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2008, 08:21:11 PM »
lol!thats better than any of my history classes!hey but ur grandfather fought against russia when russia and germany were allies?

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« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2008, 10:42:00 PM »
Russia and Germany were never allied. They had a peace treaty and a pact that's all.
Book of Armaments, Chapter two verses 9 through 21.

.. and Saint Attila raise the hand grenade up on high saying,
"Lord bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy."
and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carps and anchovies and orangutangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats ..
and the lord spake saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thou thy hand grenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

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« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2008, 12:10:53 PM »
well yeah it was like a cease-fire but hitler got naughty and attacked lol...i think this game just turned into a history lesson...

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« Reply #49 on: May 15, 2008, 01:29:07 PM »
Don't fool yourself on the naughtiness level. If I'd have to choose between Hitler and Stalin, I'd go with Hitler 9 times out of 10. At least he was a military genius in the beginning. Stalin was never anything but a common class murderer. And Stalin killed much more Jews, Georgians, Ukrainians, Poles and "inadequate citizens" in his concentration camps, but you can only say bad things about the loser, never about the winner of a conflict.
Book of Armaments, Chapter two verses 9 through 21.

.. and Saint Attila raise the hand grenade up on high saying,
"Lord bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy."
and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carps and anchovies and orangutangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats ..
and the lord spake saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thou thy hand grenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

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« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2008, 04:19:48 PM »
yeah,u know if WWII would have been won by Hitler,we would see Hitler as a hero...i also knew that stalin was a fag bastard...u know i have palestinian descendance,and my cousins and my uncles tell me some good jokes like..."the only bad thing that hitler did was killing 6 million jews,he should have killed them all" lol.maybe both of them were bastards

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« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2008, 03:24:52 PM »
yeah,u know if WWII would have been won by Hitler,we would see Hitler as a hero...i also knew that stalin was a fag bastard...u know i have palestinian descendance,and my cousins and my uncles tell me some good jokes like..."the only bad thing that hitler did was killing 6 million ***s,he should have killed them all" lol.maybe both of them were bastards

Dude, I'm not touching that with a 10 ft. pole.
Over and out.
Book of Armaments, Chapter two verses 9 through 21.

.. and Saint Attila raise the hand grenade up on high saying,
"Lord bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy."
and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carps and anchovies and orangutangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats ..
and the lord spake saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thou thy hand grenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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Re: Max Ping on Server
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2008, 03:40:07 PM »
that topic?i dont know over and out then

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Re: Max Ping on Server
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2008, 04:01:15 PM »
carrot means how u think it's funny hearing ur family say it was better for 6 million hebrew people to die, yeah real funny.....haha......wait no ones laughin -.-

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« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2008, 04:20:44 PM »
i dont think its funny,i just have a couple of uncles that ended like...u know...WEIRD after the conflict when they emigrated to chile,so they say stupid things like the hollocaust never happening,etc

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« Reply #55 on: May 17, 2008, 05:46:42 PM »
i think that prob nazis and muslims think its funny..



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« Reply #56 on: May 17, 2008, 06:43:38 PM »
muslims believe the holocaust is a myth, so they prob find this whole thing silly

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« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2008, 08:35:46 PM »
eh, i dont really give a crap,some ppl say its a myth,some ppl say its true,hell i even saw like a monument in the jewish club in chile where i was gonna play a match where it said "for my fathers who were cooked".what i think is that a crazy guy killed every jew in his way,but not as many as 6 million.i think its around 5,999,999.999

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« Reply #58 on: May 20, 2008, 10:35:41 AM »
i dont think it was 6 mil personally (please dont get the ADL after me, its a free opinion)



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« Reply #59 on: May 20, 2008, 10:42:57 AM »
i dont think it was 6 mil personally (please dont get the ADL after me, its a free opinion)

Your Opinion is DENIED. Haha but no seriously they have records of 6mill....and yes your entitled to your opinion haha. Now go make me a sandwich!!