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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« on: August 13, 2008, 11:47:10 AM »
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.



When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.



4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

READ IT - http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/
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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2008, 12:08:57 PM »
lol now i know why simon didnt wanted to scrim yesterday lmao

...just a quick question..but ar eyou alt-tabbing and using same pc? if so.. please stop..

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2008, 11:52:09 PM »
 ??? what are the ppl doing in my Hong Kong with the benchs???

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2008, 11:56:50 PM »
WTF IS A BENCH!?!?

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 08:31:21 AM »
fake



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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 08:34:19 AM »
thats something you can SIT on, and if your lucky put your dick in, like him!!!! OMG he's more than FAIL, he's UBERFAIL!!!! LOL

WTF IS A BENCH!?!?

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 10:30:00 AM »
thats something you can SIT on, and if your lucky put your dick in, like him!!!! OMG he's more than FAIL, he's UBERFAIL!!!! LOL

WTF IS A BENCH!?!?

LOL I KNOW

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2008, 10:33:58 AM »
those holes are too big for him. hes asian.



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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2008, 10:53:15 AM »
those holes are too big for him. hes asian.

Hahahahaahahahahahhaaha

...just a quick question..but ar eyou alt-tabbing and using same pc? if so.. please stop..

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2008, 12:10:08 PM »
totally tru werth, i cant be possible for him, unless he had used viagra!!!!

those holes are too big for him. hes asian.

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2008, 07:16:22 PM »
those holes are too big for him. hes asian.

-_-"

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2008, 07:49:48 PM »
those holes are too big for him. hes asian.

-_-"

werth already had tried, and he is the living proof that the holes are to big  ;D

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2008, 10:09:18 PM »
well asians are recognized for small dicks lol