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New skins
« on: January 31, 2009, 02:32:52 PM »
I don't wast this to be taken as an insult but.. are the new weapons skins some sort of joke that I don't get? Can I please be told the punch-line too?
Book of Armaments, Chapter two verses 9 through 21.

.. and Saint Attila raise the hand grenade up on high saying,
"Lord bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy."
and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carps and anchovies and orangutangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats ..
and the lord spake saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thou thy hand grenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

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Re: New skins
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 12:09:25 PM »
yellow mp44 hahahaha

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Re: New skins
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 12:34:54 PM »
I see,
it was Albert Weiss Grossenstrasse that had a frontline show:
 
Pimp my MP44!

This particular model had:
- gold plating (so everyone what a pimp you are)
- 1 LCD screen in the stock (so you can watch porn while keeping point)
- chrome plated aluminum alloy 17" wheels (for no reason)

So when Russians were shooting at you it was because .. they see you rollin', they hatin'...
Book of Armaments, Chapter two verses 9 through 21.

.. and Saint Attila raise the hand grenade up on high saying,
"Lord bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy."
and the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carps and anchovies and orangutangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats ..
and the lord spake saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number reached, then lobbest thou thy hand grenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

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Re: New skins
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 01:03:48 PM »
MP44 reminds me of the yellow bastard:



stock ftw!!! colourful fluorescent dildos ftl!!
« Last Edit: February 09, 2009, 01:10:16 PM by pcgamer »

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Re: New skins
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 01:35:31 PM »
hahaah ya its true its this weird yellow gold



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Re: New skins
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 02:36:24 PM »
hahahahahahahaaha eeewww

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Re: New skins
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 06:04:18 PM »
y make a new post on a old topic i am already changing all the gold guns chillz plz read....


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Re: New skins
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 08:57:06 PM »
y make a new post on a old topic i am already changing all the gold guns chillz plz read....

cus they all fail and think u can do all of this in 5 mins but noone offers to help  :P

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Re: New skins
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 09:40:37 PM »
ty dirt i spent alot of time on them and me and u will get um done here soon srry been buzy


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Re: New skins
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2009, 10:48:33 PM »
Its cool.. life outside cod its fucked up.. thats why i'm always here  :P

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